Kukwira Kwandakaita Director Muoffice Mavo!

Pabasa pandaishanda ndiri security guard director wepo mukadzi, murume wavo anoshandirawo imwe company hombe inoita zvemigodhi muno muAfrica. 

Mai vaidya gaka neminzwa yaro ivavo, mbadakadzi inehanda yasara pasi kana atsamwa.

One day, it was well after hours when I was checking the doors skuti vashandi vainge vakiya madoors ese here when I overheard; murungukadzi achin`arira murume wkae panhare, achidemba demba kuti mwedzi mishanu yainge yatokwana asina kumbomupa bonde. Ndofunga murume akataura zvemasex toys pafoni ipapo mukadzi akati aviruka nehasha. Ndazongonzwa kwaakunzi ndakaroorwa nemasex toys here ini? Mai vanovava kani ivavo, apa kutaura kwacho inyenze chaiyo uye inzwi racho riripo zvakare.

Zvakabva zvangokwana mumusoro mangu kuti mai ava kupenga kwese uku huturu hwekusakwirwa. Ko vaizvinetsereiko ini zvangu mushina wemajuzi ndiri tii? But ndovatanga sei manje? Mboro yangu yainge yatotanga kumira because mupfungwa dzangu ndaitoona ndichivazvambaradza ini.

Haiwa ngwena haidye chebamba chayo chinoza neronga, ndifanira kunyatsotsvga mukana wakakodzera ndoridetetmbera beche raitambiswa zvaro iri. Mari handina zvangu asi pakurova mapeche itarenta rinodarika materenta ose. 

One day ndakaona vasara kubasa zvakare, ndakati its now or never, ndakaenda muhosi ndichichikumbira makey ekugeza mota yavo. Ndakasvika vakagara pachair yavo, vakapfeka kamini kakadhonzerwa kumusoro zvidya zvese zviripanze. Ummm mai vaneboda ivavo, apa rakatsukira kunge fanta. Ndikati kana kurikutukwa kana kurohwa, kana kudzingwa basa ndinhasi, ndakumboedza zvimwe ini Dzindi ini.

Ndakazi makiyi yo aripadesk iro, instead yekuenda kukeys ndakapota nekuseri kwavo ndikatanga kutamba nevhudzi ravo, ndikati, murungu iri ndorinonzi vhukdzi remukadzi kanaka iri. Ndaidaro ndichiripurudzira nekurikamura kamura. Ndaitarisira hondo chiyo, asi murungu akaramba akatyora zvake akaita kakuteererera. Ndaka ndikatanga kuva massager mapendekete. Still vakaramba vakatyoka. Ndakabva ndauya nechepaside ndokuvadhonza face avo kuti vanditarise ndichibva ndavakisa pamuromo. Pandakavaregedz­a vakandidhonza kuti ndirambe ndichivakisa, ndobva ndaziva kuti varikuzvifarira­.

Ndakachinyatsoteramira zvangu uku mboro yati twii kumira. Ndakatanga kuvhura mabuttons eblouse ravo ndokutanga kubatabata mazamu. Vakange vaakufemera padenga ndichibva ndatanga kuyamwa mazamu. Ndakazotanga kubata mukati mezvidya zvavo ivo ndokungoramba vachindikisa chete. Nda­kazopinza ruoko mupanty mavo ndokunzwa beche rakamama zvaro nekutota. Ndakavabata kabeans ndikapinza chigunwe mubeche.

Vakabva vatanga kuridza mhere apo vaakutokoirira kuvasvira kwandaiita nechigunwe. Ndakaburitsa chigunwe mubeche ndokutanga kubata zvidya zvavo ndokubva vadhonza ruoko rwangu vachindidzorer­a pabeche kuti ndirambe ndichivasvira nechigunwe.

Vasimuka ndokunokiya door, vachibva vabvisa kabhachi kesuit vachikanda uko vakandigadzika pachair ndokundibvisa bhurugwa ndokutanga kuyamwa mboro yangu, uko kmusic kachiririra pasi pasi kubva pacomputor pavo. Pavakawona kuti mboro yabuda tsinga netumasiriri vakasimuka ndofongora vakabata desk.

Ndakauya ndikadhonzera kapanty kuside ndichisimudza kaskirt kaye mudenga. Ndakapfekera mboro mubeche iya yatinoti corner kick, ndokutanga kuzhaka beche zvemunhu arikuba chaizvo, vakatsigira desk nebendekete vachikoira chikapa cherusero vachiridza mhere nekunakirwa. Ndakavapomba heavy ndakaita kurereka kuitira kuti mboro inyatsonyura yese mubeche. Havana kutora nguva vasati vagwinha gwinha Dziiindiii dziiiiii dziiiiindiiii come ooooon!! Ndakanzwa tumajets kuti tsaa! Tsaa!! But nekuzara kwange kwakaita beche nemboro yaiva full house chaiyo. Ndakangozonzwa beche rachinja sound raakuti pwakaa pwakaa pwakaa ndikati chinena chemukadzi chakutaura manje.

Ndakambovachovh­a ndakadaro ndobva ndazovashandurudza ndovararisa nemusana padesk pavo vachirashira zvimapaper trays kwakadaro uko, office yese kuti mwarara nemapepa.Ndakatora makumbo avo ndkuati kore pamafudzi angu, mheche yose yakabva yandisekerera iripachena apa kabhurukwa kaita kuti chakwa chakwa kunge kaitirwa weti. Iyo mboro yaita danda zvino yakuita kupenya nejuice ramadam. Ndakapotsa ndapinda pamukosho chaipo ndikaona mukadzi achiita kuvhinyuka nekuvhunduka, achiibata achiiendesa pabeche rake, aaah ndiye pesvaa kunyura Ndakaita kunge munhu abudirwa neshavi kukoira kwacho. Hapana chinhu chinonaka sekusvira munhu agarisa veduwe. Ndakazonzwa huronyo hwaakuuya. Pandakatanga kutunda ndakanzwa beche ravo raakugwinha mboro yangu bva ndaziva kuti vatunda futi kechitwo..

Ndakanga ndirova madeep thrust ega ega munongozivawo kana munhu waakutunda youcannot limit. Unenge uchitoda zvekutundira mberi mberi chaiko. Vkandikorekera musana kundisunga chiswe nemakumbo avo vachisudza musana mudenga vakamira negotsi patafura ndokuoma vakadaro vachigwinha zvakasimba.

Pedzesire nekutura befu vachirgedza, ndiye tose rukutu padesk paye zii takadaro. Ndakazovamutsa kuvagadzira gadzira nekurongedza mapepa ange azara office yose ndobva ndanhonga makey ndakunogeza mota. Ndaingozvirova dundundu ndichiridza zvangu kamuridzo kehushasha. Pandakapedza kugeza mota ndadzokera muoffice apa dzange dzatove kuma7pm wanike shasha yakafa zvayo nehope yakagara pachair yakazendamira desk.